Well,it might not be funny to you guys,beacause every country has its own "style".Ok here it is:

Once,it was Jonathan in the language school,learning English.So their teacher
told them to write phrases with the words : green,yellow,pink.The other day,
Jonathan read his phrases:"It was Saturday morning and I was sitting on the couch,watching TV.Then,I heard a "green".It was the phone.I answered the phone.It was my uncle from Albania."Yellow!(hello!)he said to me.Anyway,we were talking
for hours.In 1 moment I heard a "pink"!.The line was cut.

So,did you like it...?

-Pengirl