Ok, boring title, weird game. Basically, you start to count and next to each number you put that number of items you own. The items can be completely made up, but they can't be rude. For example:
ME: 1 purple kitty
NEXT PERSON: 2 fluffy fords (As in the car)
Get it? Then the next person would do three, the next person four etc. This is just a counting game with a difference.
I'll start.
One funky monkey.